three legged man 

Claim a man makes when he wants to boast about his penis size. The inference being that the third leg is his penis.

Julie stated to Mark, "Why would I want anything to do with your two inches of hard chode dick?"
Mark replied, "Shiiiiiittt girl! I am a three legged man! They call me tripod."

three legged man by Nutzen YerMouf March 9, 2018

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat 

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)

Wtf? Is that a 2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat?

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020

2 legged deer 

women, plain and simple. this term is commonly used by rednecks and is used in rodney carringon's song "titties and beer"

"huntin' 2 legged deer!"
titties and beer
"thank god i aint queer"

2 legged deer by 2leggeddeerhunter November 28, 2011

long legged mack daddy 

A pimp is someone smooth and charismatic and good with women and uses his powers to exploit weak women.

A mack is a pimp that is able to exploit both men and women.

A mack daddy is a mac that is able to expoit other macs

A long legged mack daddy is a king or chief or master mac daddy. Sorta like the godfather of all mac daddies.

Obama is a long legged mack daddy.

long legged mack daddy by fightthepower July 19, 2009

one legged skid 

the act of balancing awkwardly on one leg while throwing your arms around in wild fashion simultaneously skidding across a slippery surface. usually attributed to flip flop wearing during a rainy day, or pants with excessive fabric. also accompanied by epiphany of impending death.

did you just see that one legged skid i did on that wet floor? my life flashed before my eyes! i knew i should not have worn these massive pants with flip flops!

one legged skid by jessicool August 30, 2008

long legged mack daddy 

US Senator and Presidential hopeful Barack Obama.

Pastor: Obama is a long legged mack daddy!

long legged mack daddy by antiscian April 11, 2008

A one legged man in an arse kicking contest. 

To describe a useless object or person.

About as useful as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest...

A one legged man in an arse kicking contest. by hteb78 November 27, 2012