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Lazy Susan 

Sex with a double amputee. Put the person with no appendages on your dick and twirl her around like a Lazy Susan.
Because I support our troops, for the 4th of July, I picked up a vet and we did the Lazy Susan.
Lazy Susan by Lazy Susan 4 July 11, 2010
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Lazy Susan 

A guy receives a handjob from a girl but he grasps the girls hand and moves it. The man is giving himself a handjob but instead of using his own hand he uses the woman's hand.

When a guy masturbates using a woman's hand.
I convinced her to give me a handjob but she just gave me a Lazy Susan instead.
Lazy Susan by F Wizzleton November 15, 2009

Lazy Susan Boi

A group of fuck boys that always circle their way back around.
Brandon is a lazy susan boi. He’ll circle his way back around eventually. Spin the wheel.
Lazy Susan Boi by Biteofapple October 18, 2018

Lazy Susan 

A pivot girl who has decided to eschew the discomfort common to shifting between gentlemen through usage of a lazy susan.
"That Lazy Susan was effortlessly breaking records while looking comfortable all the while. Hats off to her!"
Lazy Susan by Pelsmagesey August 29, 2012

Lazy susan 

A Susan who is lazy and doesn’t wipe her rear end, too lazy to pull the plug for her bath water, too lazy to kick off your crocs when you can’t even walk out your shoes when you walk inside, use her fingers aka her 3 fingers to scoop put the butter out of the butter dish, snorting to pretend to be cute, stealing people’s buns and food. Refusing to put your own garlic bread in the oven.
“Hmmmm why is the carpet dirt”

Oh yeah it’s because lazy Susan didn’t take off her crocs”
Lazy susan by Idkidksghoroeht January 17, 2020

Lazy Susan 

A woman gives fellatio while sitting on a toilet seat defecating--it is the female equivalent of a blumpkin.
John: Man, I really wanted a blow job, but Liza had diarrhea.

Michael: Dude, you should have just asked for a Lazy Susan.
Lazy Susan by Pierre Longcock January 13, 2011