Lawsoning

Lawsoning- (Law-suhn-ing) Verb- The act of giving the appearance of popularity, even though you truly are a sober weenie. (2) noun- The act of posting drunk facebook statuses to act cool even though you are, indeed, a sober weenie. Highly effective in obtaining friends.

man, that dude is so lame. but right now hes lawsoning so well i want to text him and hang out with him.

by bshine August 6, 2011

Larsoning

To cancel, or desperately wish to cancel, plans you eagerly made. The more enthusiastic you were when you made the plans, the more you wish you wouldn’t have made them.

I’m supposed to go for drinks tonight but I’m thinking of Larsoning out.

by Lattecap September 19, 2020

sideways laptoping

The art of lying horizontal on your side in your overly comfortable bed and making your laptop do the same. It is particularly practical when negotiating facebook or watching downloaded episodes. Doctors have been known to recommend it to avoid neck problems caused by assuming uncomfortable positions in order to successfully view important episodes. Warning: at times this practice can result in accidental sleep and a need to repeat the last few minutes of the viewing.

As I lay in my bed sideways laptoping, I watched 249029380 episodes of community, allowing the disturbing events of the previous night to drift into oblivion.

by thepogonnalist November 7, 2011

Paytoning

When someone deletes repeatedly on discord. Twitch Streamers frequently deletes stiff said in their discords to prevent a swarm of pings.

Person 1: Hey, did you talk to *Insert Tag* on discord?

Person 2: I did but they Paytoned everything. Deleting all of our conversation.
Person 1: Bro I hate Paytoning, I’d like to brag about talking to famous people.

by TheGrimReaper78 April 19, 2021

laytonia

aka ghettonia ... a small 'hood located off of muncaster mill road in gaithersburg , maryland where the crime rate is approximately 13 times as the neighborhood next to it which is ten times the rate of the neighborhood across the road

if you live there, you may want to save to get one of those extra security items aka a baseball bat

by mizzcriz February 19, 2005

Larsoning

Coined in observation of the infamously wooden thespianship of Brie Larson, "larsoning" is the opposite of acting.

Richard C. Meyer asked "What is the opposite of acting?" during a trailer-review of "Captain Marvel"; the answer, dear intrepid reporter, is "larsoning".

by Honeyko December 4, 2018

lactoting

To breast-feed while walking around.

I can't believe she was lactoting in the mall food court.

by Mike Padget October 17, 2015