Start with a strong base of administrative staff that never get along with their teachers. Stir together some lacrosse douches, gay ass Mexican kids, pussy black kids from the magnet program, and just a sprinkle of try hard Asians. Add in a restrictive dress code, shitty sports team, a few games of
soggy biscuit, and a fuck load of mediocre
racist jokes. Now deep fry that shit into some Raising Canes. This dish is best served cold like the
cafeteria food with a side of bull shit and seasoned with Lamar High School applications. Voila!
Arabic Refugee: I lost
everything, my house, my wife, my kids, my left leg…
Lanier Student: I go to Lanier
Middle School.
Arabic Refugee: Oh my Allah that’s terrible!
Lanier Student:
Shut the fuck up you brown ass bomber!