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Kourtney 

A smart and very sexy woman. Has a wild side but knows her limits. Perfect wife material. She can cook, clean, and love. She has curves like mountains. She works hard, is independent, and very stubborn. Does not take advice very well. She sets high goals and achieves them, one after another. She doesn't believe in gender roles and can perform a man's job as well as any other. She has the mouth of a sailor, and the heart of a mother. She takes care of her own, but expects the same in return.
Wow, Kourtney is really going places in life!
Kourtney by bckwoodsfire December 19, 2016
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The definition of rebellion. Does what she wants and dosen't give two shits what you may think or how you may feel about it. Willing to do things that most are scared to try...

At the same time can be the most loving individual on the face of the planet. Will make you laugh, full of interesting conversation...you will get lost staring into her eyes if you stick around long enough. Once she loves you...it's hard for her to let you go.

Cute as pie...but can be a bitch if you cross her...or try to hold any kind of authority over her.

Has a sex drive that can put a man's to shame...her husband or boyfriend may have to turn her away a time or two because she's burned all their energy.
That bitch Kortni gets on my fuckin nerves...can't stop thinkin about her tho...damn!!
Kortni by Pseudonym1234 December 17, 2012

ana kournikova 

In Texas Holdem, Ace-King (AK) in the pocket is referred to as the Ana Kournikova because it looks good but never wins anything.
I was dealt an Ana Kournikova and went all in but lost to Rick's pair of deuces.
ana kournikova by Felix Appleby September 7, 2006
She is a girl/woman doesn't take crap from anyone. She often doesn't like to share things, but she can be a very outgoing person. Kourtny Is a strong, nice, and beautiful girl.
Kourtny doesn't take crap from nobody.
Kourtny by Just a no one July 8, 2019

Kourtney 

The name of a girl who tends to be nice to nearly everyone but won't share any problems about herself and is very dedicated to whatever she does.
Also likes to make sure everyone knows that you spell her name with a 'K'.
"That Kourtney is really nice, but I wish I knew more about her."
Kourtney by anonymous1573 June 15, 2008

Anna Kournikova

NOUN (A-nah Corn-A-Ko-Va) Hot Russian tennis player who can't play tennis but is so freakin hot that nobody seems to notice.
Anna Kournikova can't play tennis for shit but I would love to bend her over the net and give her 'Forty-Love!
Anna Kournikova by DickTurd July 22, 2002

Anna Kournikova

Possibly the worlds most attractive female

Famous for playing tennis (or atleast attempting to), more famous for turning men like myself into drooling idiots
I'd give her a Grand Slam!

I'd love to smash my balls into her net!