Kleine 

Krauts. A German family name, loved by everyone, they are witty and hilarious, cunning and shrewd, good-looking and unresistable

Jesse Kleine

Kleine by #1hunters January 1, 2012

One-Kleiner 

Noun. A brief exchange of information in which an individual uses the false pretense of authority to make guarentees and promises which indirectly cause isolated pockets of chaos to occur.

Bob: "They thought I worked at the store, so I gave them my absolute guarentee that for the next half hour all of the loose candy they could grab was free."

Sam: "Wow, nice one-kleiner"

One-Kleiner by Dr. Why August 18, 2010

eine kleine vagina 

German for "a small vagina".

Sie hat eine kleine Vagina.
(She has a small vagina.)

eine kleine vagina by tief July 3, 2009

Kleindan 

A polyurethane condom made for someone allergic to latex.

"Always wear a kleindan"
"The kleindan broke last night"
"I can't believe I forgot to bring a kleindan to the orgy."

Kleindan by herschism July 9, 2009

Kleiner 

Jew with an extremely long nose

Wow look at that kleiner its huge.

Kleiner by Godofgroundhogs December 21, 2018

Sandy Kleiner 

To blow a load on ones chest, back, or face and then throws sand on it like glitter on glue.

I pulled out then gave her a Sandy Kleiner.

Sandy Kleiner by JRDNRTB January 20, 2009

Kleiner penis 

A small penis, noun, is a joke about someone having a small dick

Kleiner penis, saiid mockingly to a person peeing standing up with exposed penis,

Kleiner penis by Terms from GuyGetaHigh July 10, 2022