bartholomew jinkens simpson jr. III of united kingdom (consisting) of great britain and northern ireland 

a based individual

Bartholomew jinkens simpson jr. III of united kingdom (consisting) of great britain and northern ireland is bisexual.

bartholomew jinkens simpson jr. III of united kingdom (consisting) of great britain and northern ireland by melonboiReal March 4, 2023

jinxed toad

when a man is having sex, and misses that girl's asshole, stabbing her buttcheek with his penis and fractures it, and screams

"Mark and Jamie were doing some hardcore sex scene in a porn movie, but Mark totally pulled a jinxed toad and really fucked up"

"AHHH! JINXED TOAD! SHIT!"

jinxed toad by MMjr April 5, 2009

jenked up 

fucked up.

Person 1: "Watch me goatsie that pineapple!"

Person 2: "Dude that's jenked up!!"

jenked up by Ripster1234 May 1, 2011

Junked

a very bad hangover; used to express the way you feel after a hard night of drinking when all you can do is lay down.

Man, I'm completely junked today. I can hardly see straight.

Junked by Joe2009 October 13, 2009

Jenked

To be shook, woke or fucked up by something funny or surprising.

Melissa getting suspended got me hella jenked.

Have you seen the nose job Jess got? it jenked me up.

Jenked by Lovelifedefinitions8978 November 8, 2017

Jankedy-ass-hoopidy 

An automobile that has severe acute chronic problems with all aspects of its existence. Cosmetically the paint is poor, the seats are shitty, the suspension makes horrible noises. At any speeds above 55 a j-hoopidy complains like a jewish mother who just payed $12.50 to see The Passion of the Christ. Functionally the car works as transportation but as far as style points a jankedy-ass-hoopidy has none.

Fred's jankedy-ass-hoopidy is so rusty, stinky, and noisy its a wonder how he bags even a fat chick. Just breathe on his car wrong and the paint peels.

Jankedy-ass-hoopidy by OMGWTFBBQ22 July 27, 2009

janked

beat, fucked up

that tv is all old and doesn't work right, it's janked.

that girl is a nasty whore, she's janked.

janked by LooP February 19, 2004