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Jim Bob Cooter 

Offensive coordinator for the Detroit Lions who has played an integral role in transforming the Lions into a semi-respectable NFL team. Best known for having the most ridiculous name in professional sports.
Troy Aikman: Jim Bob Cooter has done a tremendous job with this Lions offense, he's really turned this unit around.

Joe Buck: *giggles softly*
Jim Bob Cooter by Bassplayer6489 January 1, 2017

Jim Bob Nut Calamity

The act of ejaculating onto the face of a women, then right after she precedes to gather the semen into a hollow strap-on dildo. She then takes the strap-on and inserts it into her partners anus and re-ejaculates his own semen back into him, followed byfeltching it out of him.
David gave Cindy a great Jim Bob Nut Calamity last night, and let me tell you, his ass was sore the next day.

Jim-bobbing 

Masturbating with ones hands tied together.
Jim-Bob walked in on his son Josh jim-bobbing in the bathroom.

If your hands were tied together as a punnishment for masturbating, the only way you could masturbate would be by jim-bobbing. This act is so called because of the reported fondness of a famous individual named Jim-Bob for tieing the hands of his numerous children together as a punnishment for masturbating, leading to them jim-bobbing.
Jim-bobbing by Sipos June 1, 2015

Jim-Bobbing 

To masturbate with your wrists tied together, sometimes alternating between hands or using both at the same time. Named after Jim-Bob Duggar for tying his sons hands together as a masturbation punishment.
I have horrible rope burn from my Jim-Bobbing session last night, but you just can't beat that two handed vice-grip finish.

jim-bobbing 

Masturbating with your hands tied together.
When you're caught jim-bobbing, they will know you're an expert.