Jerking off with both hands 

An expression for over-doing something, doing more work than is necessary to complete a task, or the general idea of using an ass-backwards method to achieve a relatively simple goal.

Yeah, well he's always jerking off with both hands.

Jerking off with both hands by maxflight June 19, 2010

co-jerking

A co-jerking space is a shared working environment where people who might otherwise be productively working from their bedrooms are working alongside each other in a large common space. Co-jerkers are often inexperienced, highly distractible tech entrepreneurs obsessed with "innovation" and "community", are prone to making loud Skype calls, being overly supportive of each others' projects, and being obsessed with the latest successful company instead of their own.

I can't wait to move my tech startup to a normal office, and out of this co-jerking space.

co-jerking by scooterkay April 5, 2015

Ad Jerking 

When you can't find good porn so you start watching the ads next to the video.

I couldn't find good porn on any site today without blowing my money, so then I started Ad Jerking.

Ad Jerking by Extra Vitamins March 31, 2015

jegging 

A piece of clothing which is a cross between jeans and leggings. Usually made from polyester, cotton and spandex.

"Are those jeans?"

"No, they're jeggings! They're way stretchier!"

jegging by Bri12345 June 18, 2009

Jerking From Home 

The art of telling your employer that you will be working from home, when your sole intention is to stream youporn all day.

Stace: Michael, when were you last in the office?
Michael: It's been months now, I've been (JFH) jerking from home

Stace: Okay, some were worried that you had a massive stroke or something

Michael: You're not too far off the mark...

Jerking From Home by RandyRhoads84 June 17, 2020

pocket jerking 

Jerking off with your hand that is in your pocket.

He was tried pocket jerking to hide the fact he was jacking off through his pocket.

pocket jerking by hdhdhdhd897897 February 7, 2014

jerking on 

The act of masturbating and failing to ejaculate.

Jerking on last night gave me blue balls.

jerking on by Blue Ballas of MTU April 10, 2009