java

An object oriented programing language that is based on C++. It is compiled into Java bytecode, which can be run by a Java virtual machine on any computer. While Java programs are typicaly slower than their counterparts, they can run on any platform capable of runing the JVM.
Java should not be confused with Javascript, a scripting language that only shares a name and some syntax.

public class java{
public static void main(String args){
System.out.prinln("Hello World");
}
}

java by P.108 April 14, 2006

java

coffee (from the Indonesian island coffee was exported from)

My mom can't wake up without a cup of java.

java by Light Joker August 11, 2005

Java

A Object Oriented programming language. This language is the easiest to use. Coders do not have to understand pointers or references. They do not have to manage memory on the stack or heap. Its a programming language for complete idiots. It was written in C++

Java has draw backs. It cannot be used in system programming, or device driver development or kernel development (C and C++ are used). All applications developed in java run in a virtual machine. In addition Java applications are so bloated they take extreme amounts of memory to run, and they require extreme amounts of processing power for their virtual machines.

class HelloWorldApp {

public static void main(String args) {

System.out.println("Hello World!"); // Display the string.

}
}

The Freak of programming nature Java.

Java by branuniversity August 12, 2011

JAVA

July/August Vacation aka summer vacation

Ngl JAVA this year was the shit.

JAVA by AHadidSister September 1, 2019

java

A small brown Chihuahua that gets treated like a human being although it is obviously just a small, albeit adorable, dog.

Easy ways to spot a Java:
1. has it's own social networking page.
2. dressed in some sort of girly matching dog costume meant to mimic the way a human being would dress.
3. entrance into a room is shortly followed by "ooooh" and "awwww".
4. spotted being carried in a purse or satchel

JJ: Wow although patty is a great dog, I wish I had a dog like Java!

java by megachiller October 3, 2010

java

The bastard child of C++ that nobody wants.

Look at that Java written application. It's so slow and resource consuming...

java by Qbert July 10, 2005

Java

A slow, horrific language that takes a shit on everything that made C++ good in order to be easier to use. Ironically, it's harder and more frustrating.

Java: Oh boy, let's have fun with our interpreter, garbage collector, and enforced bad Object-Oriented practices!

C++: You're a horrible person and you should feel bad.

Java by TheAirPump March 2, 2010