Italians 

Italians are located in the southern part of of Europe. thay are a particularly cultured country. If you see one, don't call him a "Don". He will punch you in the face and walk away. Italy is also known for its music. such artists as Gabry Ponte from Eiffel 65, Emanuele Inglese, as well as all the opera people.
Italy is a leading manufacturer of automobiles. Ferrari, Lamborghini, Fiat, Alfa Romeo, Lancia, and Pagani all are very successful Italian auto makers. In the WRC (World Rally Championship) Lancia holds the record for most consecutive wins. From 1987 to 1992 the Lancia Delta won six Championship titles. Italy is most famous for it's food; lasagna, spaghetti, pizza, prosciutto. The Italians that i know are very friendly. Italian exchange students are very fun. From my experiences Italian exchange students are the best. They cook, clean, and are a joy to have around.

American guy to Italian guy "Hey i was just wondering, What is it like to live in Italy?"

Italian guy to American "It's great! I miss all the Italians."

Italians by deli.it July 23, 2009

italians 

What romans evolved into

fiat, pasta, olive oil

italians by paul December 27, 2003

italians 

Italian girls typically have olive skin that looks quite tan, curly brown or black hair, dark eyes, and a great ass. They cook beeter than anyone and are not only incredibly sexy, but extreemly intelligent.

Italian guys also have tan skin, dark hair, and dark eyes. most italian guys have great chest hair. they are gorgeous and they know it. No matter what anyone says is syintifically proven, everyone who is italian know that italian guys have big dicks. They are also extreemly intelligent and respect women more than many cultures. they like to marry italian girls because they need someone took cook like mamma did.

And just to clarify, not all italians are involved with the maufia. And no guys in italy EVER wear gold. EVER.

Guy 1: "Man, look at those girls. They must be italians cause I'm getting hard just looking at them. Oh shit, do you think they heard me?"

Guy 2: "Dude, do you think anyone with such a great ass has room for any brain at all?"

Italian Girl (In perfect inglish): Well, we would if our boobs weren't so big"

*walks over to her sexy italian boyfriend*

Italian Boyfriend (To guy 1 and 2): Va fa un culo! (Go fuck an ass!)

italians by io sono la piu bella! April 26, 2006

shemoose (italianus microphallus) 

An aging never was who believes that women in chatrooms find him "sexy",
he exists on playing eat the mud pie and mayonnaise sandwich with his neighbors 12 year old son. It has also been said that he funds his lifestyle by selling used cars and playing glory hole with his mother for 5 dollars a shot. His hobbies include slamming his ''big ITALIAN meat'' in a desk drawer to prove that tough guys don't cry and he ain't no pussy fag, and singing Barry Manilow karaoke while wearing a t shirt that reads " Beat me up I'm WICKED GAY!''

We regret that we cannot and will not give an example because it was just too fucking stupid to type.

shemoose (italianus microphallus) by BuddyChrist February 21, 2005

ITALIANS 

THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THIS WOLRD....ITALIANS AND PEOPLE WHO WITH THEY WERE!!!!!!!!!!

it's great to be one of those ITALIANS

ITALIANS by havalaf October 9, 2009

italians 

The ones who discovered your America. And built your railwais. And told you how to fight organized crime (successfully).
We like cooking, is a way to say how much you love and respect who will get the meal. We don't wear gold. We CARE family, women, and children.
We have mafia, but not like yours. Italian Mafia is born like an instituction in rural zones out of the "arm of the law". If two men got a problem, they asked for the judgement of a "man of honour" who had interests different from theirs so he was super-partes.
Now is a criminal association, we fight it and often it costs life to men and their family. So please stop thinking italians are into mafia. Or if you like start thinking that our mafia, the one we ALL are into, is a proud example of fraternity. We all do our best to make a favour to everyone asking for.

"Una mano lava l'altra, ed entrambe lavano la faccia"

A Hand washes the other, and together wash the face. You help me, I help you, and together we will get better!

Italians' way of saying

italians by Lamuccaglia June 23, 2006

Italians 

The people that whooped everyones ass in the FIFA Championships of 1982, and 2006.
Nobody scored on them in the Championships of 2006 except for an Auto-Goal, and a penalty kick given to France in the finals that wasn't worth it.
Either way we won. To bad fuck off.
We make good pasta. We have good sex.
And we have family values. And actually eat dinner at a reasonable time with EVERYONE sitting down at the table.

Fuck is wrong with these Americans eating at 6 or 5, and not even eating together.
Fuck is with TV Dinner?
Damn I cant stand stereotypes. Italians kick ass.
Period.
Ciao saluti ai tutti mie fratelli and sorelle di Italia!!!
Viva la Italia!

Italians by M-boy July 9, 2006