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invagination 

1. (noun, botanical) A growth process whereby a plant sheath or stem segment grows back on itself, essentially turning itself inside out.

2. (noun, CIA/FBI/NSA) An interrogation process whereby a suspect is bent back on himself or herself, essentially turning them inside out.

3. (noun) An intercourse process whereby a body part or prop (e.g., vibrator, cell phone, TV remote, etc) is placed into the vagina.

4. (cartographical) On Olde Worlde Mappes by Iohn Speede, c. 1626, this term meant "having taken one's leave to abscond to Amazonia". Literally "within a country of vaginas".
1. David Attenborough: "But once the fly trap is fed a piece of meat, time-lapse photography demonstrates a dramatic change in growth. By the third invagination, the Venus fly trap has already offered up two new leaves."

2. John Ashcroft: "But once the Eye-rackie is tied to the rack, time-lapse photography demonstrates a dramatic change in growth. By the third invagination, the Taliban suspect has already offered up three new accomplices. Even better, by the fourth invagination, he was no longer able to speak or make any noise at all. A good day's work for the NSA."

3. HMB: "Dude, your aunt is really starting to freak me out. Last time we made out, she suggested invagination, and I agreed. But she made me wrap a brick in cellophane and stick it up her pussy. You don't pay me enough for this sort of crap. I'm going back to Taco Bell."

4. When the American troops arrived in Hanoi to reinforce the ARVN troops there, they quickly learned the skills to stay alive, including camouflage, mine detection, and most importantly, avoiding the major fighting from the vantage point of an observatory invagination - often in groups.
invagination by HMB February 8, 2004
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Imvagination 

The part of an unattractive man's psyche that makes him think he is attractive to women. The Imvagination is only active in strip clubs, whore houses, Hooters and the Phillipines. The Imvagination is harmless unless it transforms into arrogance. If this happens the man will become a sad douche bag. The only cure for this transformation is as follows:
1) Remove man from Asia, whore house, Hooters or strip club.

2) Grab his double chin and punch him in his bald spot several times.
We all knew Delbert's Imvagination was out of control when he said," I think that stripper really liked me. She kept coming back to my section in sniffer's row!!"
Imvagination by Fudgie McGee December 1, 2011

invagination 

(v)the act of becoming a pussy, turning into a pussy due to one's pussy-like actions (quitting, betrayal, selfishness, dishonesty), or by associating with other pussies
vage;(n) one who is in the process of invagination
You hear about tony? He has invagination parties every Friday and Saturday night with a bunch of other pussies... What a vage.
invagination by Elanzo February 24, 2008

invagination 

an incredible image thought up by virgins who have never seen a naked girl . Often thought up by biology professors and teachers pets.
Virgin: Man i had such a sick invagination last night
Me: get laid noob
invagination by xbldrfta69 October 21, 2010

invagination 

Verb: When normal porn doesn't work for you and you start to get creative with your mind while masturbating
Dudes ramming Chicks just doesn't cut it anymore so now I have to use my invagination. My new thing is Harpies getting fucked by Robotic Chimps.

invagination 

Like imagination except dedicated exclusively to thinking about sweet sweet pussy.
Peter told me he was bored with physics class so I told him to use his invagination to make it more interesting.
invagination by Hairyguy December 31, 2007

Invagination 

Its when you are fuckin someone but thinking about someone else.
Sex with the wife has gotten to be so monotonous and she has really let her self go, i have to use my invagination and think about that hot new secretary down at the office just so i can get a nut.
Invagination by I.W Osader March 7, 2021