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Auto Incorrect 

The worst thing in the history of man. When your iPad, iPhone, or other devices with autocorrect built in changes a word to something that doesn't make sense.
I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning, is she ok??? Hospital???
She's ok now. No hospital. She had to take the deep penis.
Uhhhhh... What?
I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS. Oh for Christ's sake, this auto incorrect. Epi Pen
Auto Incorrect by old handle July 6, 2014

Incorrecting 

The act of correcting something that isn't wrong with something that is.
My favorite member of the Beatles is Paul McCartney.

Actually, bud, Paul McCartney was in the Rolling Stones.

No, he was in the Beatles, thanks for incorrecting me you idiot.
Incorrecting by Spykeratchet November 18, 2011

Incorrection

An attempt at correcting something already correct and making it incorrect
Jim: you spelled the word "Gigantic" wrong it should be "Jigantic"
Joe: no, you just made an incorrection
Incorrection by John Doe 56 June 11, 2006

Religionously Incorrect 

learn to spell 'religiously' you sad fucker.
HALLO!111 I M Religionously Incorrect!111 OMFFG LOZL~!

Politically Incorrect 

Political correctness is America's newest form of intolerance, and it is especially pernicious because it comes disguised as tolerance. It presents itself as fairness, yet attempts to restrict and control people's language with strict codes and rigid rules. I'm not sure that's the way to fight discrimination. I'm not sure silencing people or forcing them to alter their speech is the best method for solving problems that go much deeper than speech. - George Carlin, 2004
1) I don't think that trans-women should compete in women's sports because it defeats the point of Title IX.

You can't say that!

Why don't we talk about it? It's my honest thought.

It's not a debate!

Who decides that?

You just can't say that! It's politically incorrect!

Auto Incorrect 

When the auto-correct feature on thy mobile telephone fails to complete its task and manifests random-ass words of which make no sense at all
George: The other day I ate your moms tater tits at dinner.

Fred: What did u just say

George: TOTS TATER TOTS Damn Auto Incorrect!

George: CORRECT! Fuck!
Auto Incorrect by El Windygogo January 5, 2014