Alabama Turtle Hatching

A sexual act between two consenting adults. During foreplay, one person lubes the others anus while performing felatio/cunnilingus. A hard boiled egg is then inserted into the anus. Once inserted, anal sex occurs until the egg breaks and the man ejaculates. Semen seeps out with the pieces. Resembling a freshly hatched sea turtle.

Last night was so much fun. We had extra hard boiled eggs from ramen night and used them to make an Alabama TURTLE hatching

Alabama Turtle Hatching by DirtStar17 June 4, 2021

J. Hutch 

Also known as Josh Hutcherson, possibly the hottest, most attractive man on Earth. He plays Peeta in the Hunger Games, and is just fucking adorable! Have you SEEN his jaw??

fucking perfect J. Hutch Hunger Games Peeta

J. Hutch by francescuh August 11, 2012

Hunching 

Sex without penetrating one's partner. Usually the same as groping.

"Ooo, I'm going to tell ma that you two are back here hunching!"

Hunching by Mackendeez January 17, 2021

Ambient Hutch 

1) A small hutch with foil decoration, low lighting and a light music background for the mouse who has had a few too many microdots. Featured in the first series of the popular cult tv show, The Mighty Boosh.

2) A place or room with a relaxing and chilled atmosphere.

1) "He's had a gram of speed and two microdots. Quick, get him in the Ambient Hutch!"

2) "Welcome to the ambient hutch! We have drinks and beanbags a-plenty."

Ambient Hutch by PhoenixfireLune March 1, 2009

starsky and hutch

A 2004 movie with Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson based off of a tv show from the '70s. it's pretty funny and generally under rated.

"You just went up a notch in my book Starksy. That brings you to notch one."

-Snoop Dog as "Huggy Bear" in Starsky and Hutch

starsky and hutch by anubis839 December 29, 2008

Hutchboy 

A typically young male/female that has been involved in the act of humping or committing some sort of sexual act with a dog.

sky: yo homedawg dat nigas gay xe
wrench: da, what a hutchboy

Hutchboy by sinjorosky March 11, 2019

OpTic Hutch 

Only the manliest call of duty player ever. Has a sick lip ring and does manly quick scopes. Also doesn't take any shit. Also has a ton of fanboys.

Fanboy #1: DuD3 i'M sO 1337 i sHoUld B IN OPtiC LulZ.
Average Player: Shut the fuck up, what are you three? You're no OpTic Hutch.

OpTic Hutch by IKingJIElly July 6, 2010