Hot Monkey Sex

Hot Monkey Sex is when two (or more) people have a very sweaty pillow fight (occurs most often in cuba).

"Nick and Laura! Stop having hot monkey sex in our room!" -Kay

by Ami "KittyCat" Mizuno December 13, 2004

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Sex in high Tempratures with Monkeys and Dil-do's

Bob and The Monkey had Hot Monkey Sex

by John Smith May 2, 2003

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A fine looking woman, a real beauty with a great body. Usually viewed from across the bar or room. Generally first seen from afar.
Abbreviated HMV.

Term derives from Carl Spackler of Caddyshack - while looking at older woman putting, he calls her a "little monkey woman."

Phil: Hey, look at the girl in the yellow shirt...real hot monkey vagina.

Call from Home to the Bar: Hey Phil, any HMV at the bar tonight?

Phil: Hell yeah, tons of Hot Monkey Vagina.

by OscarOtto October 24, 2008

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HOT MONKEY YOGA

HOT MONKEY YOGA Theirs YOGA ,Theirs Hot YOGA , And Theirs The Monkey Pose. But Nothing Beats Hot Monkey Yoga.

HOT MONKEY YOGA Is A Type Of Yoga That Incorporates The Use Of The Hot Monkey (vagina). My Yoga Instructor, Taught Me, How To Use, Her Hot Monkey. And The Poses She Knew, will be Forever, Indelibly Etched In My Mind.

by Richard ( Dick ) Gozinia June 2, 2024