tim horties 

The cool way of saying Tim Hortons

Hey, wanna go get some tim horties?

tim horties by Tim Hortie Lover May 31, 2021

Sam Hornish Jr. 

The act of placing one's scrotum in or on the rim of another's beverage without them knowing and then watching them drinking it.

Morris thought his drink tasted funny, what he did not know was that moments early Mirav had preformed a Sam Hornish Jr. on his beverage.

Sam Hornish Jr. by Rahdagh August 9, 2009

Hortitorture 

The cruel and unusual manipulation of plants to meet human desires or expectations. Usually in the form of pruning, staking, bending, or abandonment. Also applies to the application of laboratory engineering, pesticide/herbicide, trampling, and hormonal stimulation.

It's hortitorture the way those shrubs have been pruned into the shapes of dancing raindeer.

Spraying agricultural fields with diesel fuel and herbicide is pure hortitorture!

Hortitorture by Raisonman April 1, 2010

hotissimo 

the Italian for hottie; someone greatly endowed with hotissimy; a hotissimistic person

That bitch across the street could be a hotissimo if she ain't have that fucked up weave.

hotissimo by malarky April 26, 2003

Hartism 

A statement, said with such profound confidence that the listener takes it to be the truth. The statement is likely to be untrue. Usually on obscure facts, that most people are unsure of.

Person: "Hey, do you know what the capital of Botswana?"

Hartism: "It's Mbabane. I'm sure of it. I read it somewhere."

Hartism by Razgriz91 February 20, 2010

hootis

a miscelaneous piece or part. similar to thing-a-ma-jiggy or something you can't recall the name of at the momment.

hey, in that tool drawer, hand me that little what's it's hootis.

hootis by jasoniowa October 3, 2006

Hornism 

Problem where you are always horny and want to fuck all the time

Hornista: Hey, wanna fuck?

Person: Whats your problem

Hornista: I suffer from Hornism

Hornism by Jackie Mother Fucking Chan May 9, 2009