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"I was horned today in class"
horned by hglsfdjklj June 21, 2023

horned up 

I was so horned up last night I'd have shagged anything
horned up by Dogbyte December 23, 2006

Horned Bird

A bastardization of giving someone the finger and throwing the Devil Horns gesture made popular by the Heavy Metal community. This is either done because someone is too tired to care, because they are a poser, or because they were torn between telling someone to rock on and fuck off.
My buddy had his picture taken with Isahn at Prog Power. He obviously didn't want it taken, can't you see the Horned Bird he's giving the camera?
Horned Bird by an on e muz October 22, 2011

Horned Frog 

Texans refer to the Texas Horned Lizard as the Horned Frog. It is not a frog, but it is a lizard.

Its range includes Arizona, New Mexico, Mexico, all of Texas and Oklahoma, Colorado, Kansas, Arkansas, and Louisiana. The lizard was introduced in North and South Carolina, Georgia, and Florida.

They mostly eat harvester ants, but also eat other small insects. There has been a decline in their population because of the invasion of fire ants in their territory and pesticides. Both of them are killing off the harvester ant population, thereby lowering the source of food for the lizard.

The Texas Horned Lizard is a nationally protected species, making it a crime to capture, possess, transport, sell, and hunt them without a special license.

When threatened, it will puff up to stick its horned body out. This makes it difficult for predators to try and chew, bite, or swallow the lizard. If this does not scare the predator, it will shoot a stream of blood out of its eye. The lizard is incredibly accurate with this defense and can shoot up to five feet.

The Texas Horned Lizard is the state reptile of Texas, the mascot of Texas Christian University, and is seen as sacred by some Native American tribes in the American Southwest. Students, faculty, fans, etc. of Texas Christian University are also referred to as Horned Frogs.
1. Wow! That horned frog just shot blood out of its eye!

2. Joel left Indiana to go to school at Texas Christian and he's proud to call himself a Horned Frog.
Horned Frog by J. Wassner July 26, 2007

Horned Beef

A penis or vagina with a severe case of genital warts.
She dropped her panties and wow!!!!! Horned beef. I was outa there like a bad dream.

I’m pretty sure that random hook up last night had horned beef. I need to get to the health department.

Horned Bull 

An obese, butchy lesbian that walks around the house wearing nothing but a strap on.
My roommate is a horned bull. I can’t have any friends over.

I was bent over cleaning behind the couch when my horned bull said it was playtime.

I used to only date lipsticks but now I’m more attracted to horned bulls.
Horned Bull by Eaton Holgoode November 2, 2018