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Harold Holting

I need to stop taking my dates to the beach, they keep Harold Holting me
Harold Holting by Dunnezy January 18, 2019

Paris Hiltoning 

"When a girl is "sucking your dick" and spends more time holding it and staring, licking the shaft, and generally pussyfooting around actually putting my cock in her mouth and moving her mouth back and forth."

quote by :u/SomalianRoadBuilder
term by : u/marktx
Guy 1: Dude I got a blowjob last night!
Guy 2: How was it?
Guy 1: Honestly, bad. All she did was lick the shaft and she didn't even suck it!
Guy 2: Sorry man, you didn't get a blow job, she was just Paris Hiltoning.
Paris Hiltoning by patches_ May 20, 2014
What a miserable day; it’s absolutely hooning it down out there.
hooning by Roydon Liz August 14, 2019

Huttoning 

Huttoning (Huh-tuh-ning)

-verb

To ejaculate on an overweight person (male or female) and immediately provide a leaf for cleansing.
Ah damn man, I've not seen a huttoning like that since the 80's!

He's so good he is the hutmesiter.

I'm feeling charitable today, think I'm going to hutton.
Huttoning by SexyBailey July 6, 2010
When you vomit so hard that you queef at the same time.
Kelly: "Have you seen Becky?"

Jessica: "I think she's in the upstairs bathroom hooning"
Hooning by Spailey March 15, 2016
The act of hooning consists of rubbing one's chin in an inquisitive matter when placed in a nchtr situation
"Did you see Chaebae hooning earlier today?" "Nah I missed it because I was trying to please the cat judge"
hooning by B4S3D G4WD May 12, 2016