one eyed hobbling pirate 

During sexual intercourse the male pulls out shoots his hot steamy load in her eye and then savagely kicks her in the shin: One Eyed Hobbling Pirate

"he was such a dick he gave me a one eyed hobbling pirate"

one eyed hobbling pirate by Bob Dylab June 20, 2016

Mad dog the hobbling recovering scab eating toe caper 

The most amazing person in the whole world. She really does not eat scabs, but she once did. She enjoys pulling on peoples big toes until they come off. People are fascinated by her and someday there will be a degree devoted to the studies of her.

"I was swimming in the Columbia River when all of the sudden i felt a tug on my big toe. It came from Mad dog the hobbling recovering scab eating toe caper"

Mad dog the hobbling recovering scab eating toe caper by mad dog123 December 15, 2008

Hubbling 

When you're checking out a bitch that is so out of this world that you need a telescope.

"You know that chick in bio class?"
"The one with the crazy ass?"
"Yeah, I was mad hubbling that the whole class period"

Hubbling by Hubbles October 4, 2012

Hobbsing 

To elevate one's arm and then post it against a wall while somewhat cornering an unsuspecting female, this is usually followed by light conversation and unsuccessful mojo.

Dude, I totally saw you Hobbsing that chica, any luck?

Hobbsing by Kenny Loggins 1852 November 1, 2008

hobbing off 

A slang term refering to the act of masturbating derived from the name "Hobbs".

Alex's parents walked in on him hobbing off.

hobbing off by Eric Hobbs February 12, 2008

Hobling

Watching two hobos fight over a sandwich.

So i was hobling yesterday.

Hobling by Penry The Janitor June 4, 2014

hibbling

being very fidgety and tapping your shoe on the ground while sitting at a desk.

Max was hibbling so hard i could feel the vibration 2 rows back.

hibbling by The_Nazi_27 January 27, 2017