O'Hanlon Distance 

The O'Hanlon Distance is the distance measured between the midpoint of both mouth and genitila for the purposes of calculating optimal groupings for 69 and other geometric based sex positions.

Nose to nuggets and lips to lips.

The O'Hanlon distance between the basketball player and the midget was sub optimal.

O'Hanlon Distance by 3rdfloor January 30, 2014

o'hanlon 

The area surrounding the left nipple of female.

My O'Hanlon is hurting doctor.

o'hanlon by Cuppy-Cuppy-Coo-Coo April 26, 2008

Sydney Hanlon

A Sydney Hanlon is a most intelligent creature, usually looks 5 years younger than actual age. Is obsessed with caffeine injected items, such as coffee and red bull. Approach with caution. Sneaks away to obscure places. Likes to spill stuff all over her. Also will one day murder everyone that has ever annoyed it with a plastic untensil. Wants to be president in the year 2028.

I saw a Sydney Hanlon the other day and it almost killed me with a plastic knife.

Sydney Hanlon by loser coolbeans October 29, 2008

Ryan Hanlon

a beautiful man who is loved by everyone and is heroic and needs all the love and affection he can get for he is an amazing man

Ryan Hanlon is the best person ever

Ryan Hanlon by jackagustierneyagam October 10, 2018

dave hanlon 

One who has reached maximum immaturity, is very destructive, and enjoys an occasional hot carl.

Guy1: Oh thats nice, someone has hammered a screwdriver through our work table and knocked the corners off.
Guy2: Yeah it was probably a damn smart ass comedian dave hanlon found time between video games to be a shop clown.

dave hanlon by prickydicky22 August 2, 2009

Kaden Hanlon 

Kaden Hanlon is a very nice gentleman and has hairy legs. He is a strong male with dark brown hair. Usually has one sister named chelsea. He also has a sexy body structure. Plays handball like a n***a at lunch breaks. Kaden hanlons will usually do all there work and not like to be on camera. They also love music and a dickhead. Girls love Kaden Hanlons, he can get head anyday by his dad

Girl 1: i want kaden Hanlons babies
Girl 2: same
Girl 3: same
Weird gay kid: i want to finger his with my one incher

Kaden Hanlon by Jfosnw December 1, 2021

arin hanson

Arin Hanson is an animator/ gamer and is a part of a YouTube channel called Game Grumps, co-starring with Danny Avidan and formerly Jon Jafari.

"Wow, Arin Hanson is such a boopin' ass guy!"

"Maybe, but Pewdiepie is cooler."

"You are officially dead to me."

arin hanson by Terra Risona October 25, 2015