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California Handstand 

A sexual act involving whipped cream, a rubber chicken, a weed whacker, a twister board and spinner, all on a boat off the coast of California
Von- Hey Jorts is it true you actually did that with Kim?
Jorts- Yeah my ass hurts and I have marks up my back but we had a blast. . . . all tho we never found the rubber chicken.
Von- Damn the California Handstand strikes again!

handitrapped 

When because of a disability, a person becomes stuck or trapped in a certain place or situation out in the world. Can apply to anyone on crutches, wheelchair, walker, etc. on anything, stairwell, outdoors, etc.
I saw a guy at the mall trying to get his wheel chair in between two cars but he became totally handitrapped and couldn’t move an inch in either direction.
handitrapped by Williamsven February 24, 2009

handiparking 

Any able bodied Person that knowingly parks in a handicap parking space solely for the purpose of making it more convenient and handy to them.
Any able bodied Person that gets caught handiparking will surely get a ticket.
If you park in a handicap parking space without any sort of proof of disability, you are considered to be handiparking.

Handstanderbate 

V. the act of masturbating while doing a handstand
Dude, last night i handstanderbated!
Handstanderbate by xoval January 19, 2011

Handstands 

The newest and best kept secret at EVHS which has begun to gain popularity in the student body. Shirts are now being made under the Handstands name, and the word, and its products, are starting to appear on other campuses in the area as well. The people who started it tell us that they are not allowed to tell us what it means, but do let us know that a select few have been told. There are rumors that 19 confidents have been told the definition, as 'Handstands' seems to have ties with the 19 Community.
student 1: Hey my new "We Run EV" shirt from the Handstand guys just came in!
student 2: Really? My cousin at MP just bought one at the basketball game, and I have the original "I Love Handstands" one.
student 3: What're Handstands?
student 1: I don't know, but who cares?
Handstands by Student at EVHS October 21, 2009

Handtarded 

When someone has large, clumsy hands. capable of causing destruction wherever they go.
I Snapped COD when i picked it up, sorry man.

Thats 'cos your fucking handtarded!
Handtarded by Pupling December 2, 2011