Spiritual Gendering 

A father's prerogative to now choose the gender and name of his next born child regardless of the biological realities dictated by nature at the time of conception and/or birth.

Future Children are the "HOPE" that springs forth Eternity. Spiritual Gendering has now become a Man's prerogative AKA a Godfather's law.

I have hope of fathering a Female child named Sandy who may come from Venus and be born with a penis.

Spiritual Gendering by Spiritual-Master January 21, 2022

grenfelzing 

its emfoozeing; but with chocolate.

"lets go grenfelzing!"

"naw man, its way to early for that"

grenfelzing by caprica69 June 20, 2008

grundlingus 

The high art form of making sweet passionate tounge love to the space between a man's balls and anus. Similar to its female counterpart, cunnulingus.

Guy: Man, what happened last night?

Dude: We got wasted last night, and then Michelle gave me some serious grundlingus!

Guy: Hell yeah!!!

grundlingus by AaronTimothy November 8, 2005

Grendelina 

Grendel's mom. Grendel's mom was never actually named in Beowulf, no? so I just gave her a name.

If you looked this up I assume you know who Grendel is, so I won't take the time to explain what he is.

Grendelina was slayed after Beowulf slayed her equally badass son.

Grendelina by jkl; October 24, 2005

Grundling 

The act of taking your strong arm and feeding it under an unsuspecting friend's legs as he stands and lifting him up by his grundle. This will cause extreme pain of the marble sack and or loss of baby makin mojo.

Jose snuck up behind serg and was grundling him into oblivion.

Grundling by Valente Bros. January 13, 2008

Gwendyling 

To gwendyl, something related to catching catfish from a hole, similar to the Texan term, "Noodling."

Me and Thomas Roell went gwendyling at the lake and came back with a full sack of fish!

Gwendyling by philyphan101 March 21, 2022

Hansel & Greteling 

Taking a girl out of your league on multiple dates in hopes of fattening her up- then when her self-esteem is lowered she bangs you.

Dude, I swear before I started Hansel & Greteling her she was a 10.

Hansel & Greteling by Peanutbutter&belly September 23, 2018