lawn gassed day

an expression of relief that a long, exhausting day that can be said in a setting where "long ass day" might not be appropriate.

I hate today was a lawn gassed day.

I hate that was a lawn gassed road trip.

I hate that was a lawn gassed recital.

lawn gassed day by LogicManRI January 21, 2013

Beau Gosse 

Phrase of French origin, the literary translation being "good looking kid". Typically used as an appreciative term for handsome young men.

"P'tain, quel beau gosse!"

Beau Gosse by JukedStats January 6, 2009

jon gosselin

American douchebag who thinks he's famous but he's really not.

"Dont be such a jon gosselin"

jon gosselin by Adryanna September 10, 2009

Kate Gosselin 

When you have unrealistic expectations for children or others around you. Usually resulting in screaming insults to anyone with in ear shot.

Did you hear that lady she totally went Kate Gosselin on those kids!

Kate Gosselin by sixofeight September 8, 2011

Goosed Hand Sock 

A Goosed Hand Sock is a sock puppet resembling a goose that when worn on hand you bust a fat one in during peak Goose jams and can be used multiple times during live events but will become noticeable because as it dries the harder the sock becomes.

- Hey Bruce why is your hand sock so hard? Have you Goosed it?
- Oh, that's my Goosed Hand Sock mom. Yes, lots of climaxes in the jams last night.

Commonly Heard Reactions:
- WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU WEARING?!

Goosed Hand Sock by Rolly DeVor March 3, 2022

Jon Gosselin

who cares?

Twitter Addicted Airhead: OMG Jon Gosselin had sex with the babysitter!!

Smart Person: Who gives a fuck?

Jon Gosselin by Thaddeus Jay Johnson October 31, 2009

kate gosselin 

Mother of the reverse mullet and eight kids.

The only thing wackier than Kate Gosselin's family situation is her hairdo.

kate gosselin by rainbowfish June 3, 2010