gord 

Slang term for brain, head, mind.

Potent Cannabis will blow you out of your gord!

gord by SuperSonicX September 25, 2006

Gord 

A fart so disgustingly rancid that it can clear out a room. Friends and co-workers alike will run for the exits holding their breath or gasping for air.

1) I think someone must have Gord in here with the amount of casualties lying on the floor.

2) I walked in the room and everyone else was clawing their way out. It appears someone must have Gord in here.

Gord by cantbreathe December 31, 2013

gord 

The absolute most amazing guy you will ever meet. Has a bigger cock than Don. Everyone has a bigger one than Patty, it seems. Gary is a macho spear man. But don't forget. Gord is the man.

Gord is amazing

gord by Man Bat July 17, 2003

gord 

Gord (Gourd) - A person who thinks they are cool but is really retarded and just a fag.

Anyone who takes pictures of themselves in bathroom mirrors, and posts the pictures with Brand Names written along the sides.

Gord: "I know all of T-Pains lyrics."
Me: "who fucking cares!"

gord by Jimmie Pepperoni April 28, 2008

gord 

G-great
O-original
R-respected
D-da bomb

wow that dude shreds!(gord)

gord by gord March 16, 2003

Gord 

1) Your mind.
2) That which you get stoned out of.

Person 1: "Why is John acting so weird?"
Person 2: "Because he's stoned out of his gord!"

Gord by The Fry Guy March 12, 2009

Gord 

The athiests term of the almighty.

For the love of a Gord you say.

Oh dear Gord!

Gord by Peter Howie May 13, 2005