Golluming 

When one goes into a tizzy as a result of a great deal of frustration and is no longer able to control their words and bodily functions, almost like a seizure but not quite as severe. More like a mental break down. They start talking in a low deep voice (sounding much like the character Gollum from LOTR) to themselves trying to debate how they should handle the situation. A higher tendency in girls rather than boys, most golluming is due to a boy messing with a girls head.

ksjafhkdsjfh GOLLUM .

dude, shes golluming and i think its my fault

uh oh caits golluming again.

Golluming by friedicecream13 January 20, 2010

Golluming 

1. The sport or activity of being Gollum.

"I enjoy golluming in rivers at the weekend"
"I gave him such a golluming on Sunday that he couldn't comfortably sit down, raise his left arm or cough."

Golluming by skivemonkey January 17, 2014

Golluming 

When a guy crouches over a girl so she can lick his asshole while he wanks off.

I was so embarrassed after golluming my girlfriend last night, came on her toes.

Golluming by Gollumqueen2023 July 5, 2023

Gollumists 

Name used to collectively describe corporate plutobrats, who are organizing to assert their sense of entitlement to oppress, exploit and enslave their fellow Americans and transform it into a political and economic alternate reality.

The Gollumists use their immense wealth to manipulate and corrupt the political process to enslave the American people. They gather in dark places and chant, "My Precious, My Precious, My precious" as they ogle a dollar bill.

Gollumists by Wisdom Seeker February 15, 2014

Golluming 

Walking around hunched over. Saying "my precious" and hanging around dark locations like under bridges / in caves or alleys.

Retard: Did you hear about the new viral fad, batmanning?

BadAss: Batmanning is so 10 minutes ago. I'm golluming...my precious

Golluming by Tryingtogetfamous September 17, 2011

Gollumsy

term denoting a distinct like of hair, likesay thinning out, receeding, time four the toupee if ya kens

Is that Gollumsy over there? Lord Anthony Jukes is thinning out man!!!

Gollumsy by Coulth April 19, 2004

Golluming 

To yearn for or pine over something or someone.

To desire some thing strongly is to Gollum over it.

They loved the look of their cocktails, they were really golluming over them.

Golluming by theshizzolator February 12, 2023