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The act of massaging oneselves penis.(masturbation)
Josh loves gerking his small cock while whaching pornography.
Gerking by coreyb March 23, 2005
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Geringverdiener 

It is a German term meaning "low-earner". It basically describes a person that has a usually simple job that does not pay well or is basically poor. Since around 2019 the term has been developed into an insult towards people who don't have money. You may use it towards a person because of a specific situation, in which a person shows behavior of having a low income, or you use it to describe one's general life situation. It is usually meant in a funny way but may also deeply insult a person.
*two friends want to buy beer: Friend 1: "I don't have enough money on me right now so I will only buy the cheap brand like Karlskrone." Friend 2: "Hahah Geringverdiener!"
*guy with a Porsche is annoyed by a cyclist in front of him: Guy: (honking and overtaking him): "out of the way Geringverdiener"
Geringverdiener by QApparatQ January 13, 2022

Gerrying 

To act like a CEO, to utilize time in a way where you are optimally spreading the love and appreciation to everyone in the universe.
To be in multiple places at the same time, being a boss in each. This is, Gerrying.
Gerrying by movenflow August 28, 2021

Knee-gering 

(A play on the words Knee and Fingering.)

The act of useing ones knee to rub ones pussy for self pleasure.
Jade: OMG!! last night instead of having sex with me, John started knee-gering me!!

Jill: Sounds like a personal problem.

Jade: -_______-
Knee-gering by DLoDo November 29, 2011
When you're so emo that you mix bleach in with your alcohol.
Wow, you must be really depressed to pull a Gerrin.
Gerrin by Smol Emo July 29, 2016

Gorringe 

unsuccessfully trying to lure a female into your lair
"I just got gorringed" "He pulled a gorringe"
Gorringe by Mystic Orange Peel April 1, 2009