Garfunkleling 

Another word for hot steamy sex, especially while watching the animal planet

Cody: Amanda, i was wondering if garfunkleling was on the agenda after cats 101 and before whale wars?
Amanda: Better make it quick.

Garfunkleling by LiL Chef December 20, 2008

Garfunkeling 

fluidly using Paul Simon lyrics as your facebook status or as a post on someone's wall. Extra points are awarded if people think they are your own words and bonus points if they come off of the Graceland album.

The following are examples of Garfunkeling:
Chad how long do you think you can run that body down.
Gary sees angels in the architecture spinning in infinity and says hey, hallelujah!
Jary can't run, but he can walk much faster than this.
Leilani doesn't have to discuss much.
Maya can't help but wonder, what's gone wrong.

In a sentence, we have been Garfunkeling and it looks like Maya is the clear winner...

Garfunkeling by GMB2 November 30, 2010

garfunklegangster 

A really cool guy; a music legend. (Noun)

(noun):
He's a garfunklegangster because he plays the guitar so well.
What a motherf*cking garfunklegangster

garfunklegangster by Johnny the Plumber September 18, 2006

Garfunkeling 

GARFUNKELING (v): A micro-obsession with a single song. Usually while in a somber mood with something like Kathy’s Song by Simon and Garfunkel on repeat.

Sorry I haven’t texted back, I’ve been down and garfunkeling all afternoon.

Garfunkeling by MrsWeasley March 14, 2022

Garfunkeling 

The act of looking at your muscles, and posing to highlight your muscle in the mirror, in a very gay way. Most gym bros suffer from garunkeling too much.

“Rafi stop garfunkeling in the bathroom mirror!!!”

Garfunkeling by StoogeNumber3 June 18, 2023

grafungling 

verb. To repeatedly grope oneself with gusto.

Pastor Bill admonished Wally for grafungling at choir practice.

grafungling by anonymous August 2, 2021