Garfunkle

To have sexual intercourse where the partner simply lays prone, thereby benefiting from the subject's work. Derived from Art Garfunkle's role in the the Simon & Garfunkle group. Synonyms include 'The Starfish'.

Dude, I thought this new yoga instructor I've been seeing would be great in bed, but she totally garfunkled me last night!

by payaso420 September 22, 2012

Garfunkle

origin: garfunkle of Simon and Garfunkle.
similar to fuck. it has many definitions and can be used interchangeably. it can be used as a synonym for pissed, shit (or the past tense of shit: shat), cum (came). it can also be used as an interjection to express emotion, similar to FUCK YEAH!

-Katie was so awesome that i Garfunkled in amazement.

-Alex, and Drew were so scared from the horror movies they would scream GARFUNKLE! everytime something popped out.

by roflpastry July 23, 2009

Garfunkle

Something to say when some shit confuses you. When the confusion hits

“Brooo if you hit yourself and it hurts are you strong or are you weak??”
“GARFUNKLE!”

by Garfunkle Queen August 26, 2017

garfunkle

a replacement cuss word when you want to curse but there are children around

"ah garfunkle" the woman said trying to not use profanity around children

by ihateyougetoverit November 29, 2019

Garfunkle

Something that is confusing

This quiz is getting me garfunkled

by bigball420 November 29, 2021

Garfunkle

(verb) To trick, mislead, conceive, fool, or confuse an individual

“I just garfunkled the shit out of meatball!”

by iHeartMilfs303 July 26, 2022

Garfunkle

Means pretty much anything and everything.

Person 1: "GET GARFUNKLED IDIOT!"
Person 2: "Go Garfunkel Yourself!"
Person 1: "Garfunkle you!"

by A dude who eats Mac and cheese January 23, 2024