fung
A chink who is sononomous for his small penis, and hair trigger. One who also has very little respect for wemon, and claims to have many. When further inspected this is false.
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when you work out for 30 days and during the 30 days you do not shower. Once the 30 days has passed you take your fingernails and scrape under your balls and the stuff under your fingernails is fung.
Fung by Shorty FFE October 4, 2006
Fung
Someone who is not skilled in anything, no matter how long they practice, and is someone with a strong for pants. Can also be applied to someone who is streaking due to the person not having any pants.
Guy A: Wow, you've been practicing your craft for 15 years?!
A Fung: Yeah, it's really difficult and I can't get the basics down. But I feel like I do better when I don't have any pants. I really hate pants anyway, they can be distracting to have on.
Guy A: Just like with all your other hobbies?
A Fung: Yeah
Guy A: Wow, you're like a Fung.
At a baseball game:
Commentator: And folks, looks like we have a Fung running on the field. Everybody shield your eyes, especially the children.
A Fung: Yeah, it's really difficult and I can't get the basics down. But I feel like I do better when I don't have any pants. I really hate pants anyway, they can be distracting to have on.
Guy A: Just like with all your other hobbies?
A Fung: Yeah
Guy A: Wow, you're like a Fung.
At a baseball game:
Commentator: And folks, looks like we have a Fung running on the field. Everybody shield your eyes, especially the children.
Fung by JunkMailDog August 1, 2019
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If you're friend's name is fung, he is now fuck
ex:
Bob: Hey fuck how you doin?
Fung: I'm fine, how are you?
And you fung instead of fuck now.
ex2:
Bob: sup steve?
Steve: yo bob, did u fung becky?
Bob: Yah man, i funged the shit out of her, she was screaming to fung me harder. maaan we funged all night
ex:
Bob: Hey fuck how you doin?
Fung: I'm fine, how are you?
And you fung instead of fuck now.
ex2:
Bob: sup steve?
Steve: yo bob, did u fung becky?
Bob: Yah man, i funged the shit out of her, she was screaming to fung me harder. maaan we funged all night
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Fucked + hung = fung. IT/technical jargon. If a process/service is hung, and that is a fucked-up situation (usually the case with production processes), then the process is fung.
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Fung by fsdfsdfsdf December 30, 2007