Someone on Twitter who picks people at random to follow, in hopes of boosting their own numbers
Your man Steve is such a "Random Follower" look at him following another 1,000 people that he has no interest in what they say or do. He is trying to boost his numbers.
Origin:
Monday 25th July 2016,
Ferny Crofts Campsite,
New Forest,
Hampshire.
A follet is an unfortunate and badly timed erection, for example during an outdoor activity for everyone to see. A follet must also be followed by continous piss taking and references, otherwise it is only know as an awkaward boner.
Harry was embarrassed as everyone saw his raging follet, he tried to hide it but his efforts were futile, his raging follet was there for all to see.
The sense of intense repulsion brought on by the sight of thousands and thousands of irregular hyper realistic hairs placed on top of a cartoon head
Nintendo Fan: Did you see the Super Mario Odyssey trailer?
Casual: Yeah I did. His hair looks cool.
Nintendo Fan: It gave me follicular trypophobia.
Casual: What?
Someone who just goes along with whatevereveryone else is doing and doesn't think for themselves very much.
A crowd follower will typically see every popular new movie, vote for whoever the "cool" politician is and go along with whatever current pop culture says is in without actually putting much critical thought or research into it.
A colleague who you can share a beer with after work, but would not invite to your home. Usually an occupier of time before one meets their real friends.
Q: Do you want to meet for dinner at 8pm by your office?
A: That's okay, I'll hang out with a folleague until then.