After getting all hot and heavy with your girl surprise her by whipping out a Popsicle and shoving deep inside her pussy/anus and yelling FREEZE BITCH!
Female: Oh baby that was the best sex ever I'm soo hot
Man: *rips paper* *Laughs*
Female: What's that and what's so..
Man: FREEZE BITCH! *Shove Popsicle in!*
When you play computer games so long that your fingers get frozen and/or you can't type properly. This can also mean that your keyboard isn't working.
Friend: Man you've been playing for 3 hours!
You: Yed I jknow
Friend: Dude what was that?
You: I havbe keyboard freeze.
Friend: Go take a break and do some exercise!
A social phenomenon commonly found in the Seattle area. It concludes the majority of Seattle residents as snobby, cold, unfriendly people with a fake-polite exterior. Many people move here with the impression that Seattleites are friendly and laid-back but upon moving quickly realizing how superficial and forced that "friendly" exterior really is. There is alot of debate as to where this social dysfunction comes from. Some say it's the nerdy tech population, some say it's the scandinavian culture, some say it's the weather, and some even say it's the transplants fault.
Transplant: Hey have you heard of the seattle freeze?
Local: No. People here aren't unfriendly. Maybe the problem is you.
Transplant: Let's hang out sometime.
Local: Umm.... I have that thing at the place at that time.