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Fluffing her muffin

1) Emily was fluffing her muffin all night
2) I hear he fluffed her muffin
Fluffing her muffin by ElliotM December 14, 2008

flurking 

( Fl-UR-KING) (verb) the act of stalking and or creeping on someones facebook wall and/or photos .
My good friend Alyssa was sitting in class today flurking it up with some bitches
flurking by Kush N Bush 4 All November 12, 2011

Fluffing your whites 

Slang for masturbation, not unlike:

Bopping the baloney, cleaning your rifle, flute solo, jerkin the gherkin, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy.
Fluffing your whites:
Person 1: Why were you late for work this morning?
Person 2: Sorry, I was fluffing my whites.

Steve: Aww man, my mom walked in on me while I was fluffing my whites yesterday.

fluffing mr. peepers 

aka masturbating, choking the chicken, jacking off, self-manipulation, beating your meat, donald's mom
"After school today, I went to the bathroom and fluffed Mr. Peepers."

flurring 

to be completely awesome; to be the center of attention without trying; to be a total attention whore that everyone loves
Roxy is totally flurring today!

She's so flurring right now, look at all those guys around her!
flurring by succubus25 January 17, 2011

fluffing it down 

when it is snowing heavily it is fluffing it down.
"cor blimey it is fluffing it down out there"
fluffing it down by emwez May 27, 2016