Fitching up 

Comedy lingo: The act of revising a joke to make it more vulgar and offensive. Usually involving the addition of rape, pedophelia, cancer, or any other generally offensive topic.

I was fitching up my jokes for dirty joke night at the comedy zone.

We brought new writers in because the script needs some fitching up.

That joke is a too clean for this crowd, you should fitch it up a little.

Fitching up by Ira Cohensteinbergold August 11, 2012

skitchin my fitchin 

you down?
ya dig?
ya wit me?

John: Yo I wanna go get a burger. You skitchin my fitchin?
Tyrone: Yea dawg i’m skitchin ya fitchin. Let’s go to McDonalds.

skitchin my fitchin by MakAttack42069 December 28, 2019

Finching 

The act of rushing home to take a shit in your personal toilet, regardless of how many publicly accessible toilets are available within a more practical proximity. Named after Paul Finch from the American Pie films, who was dissatisfied by the lack of cleanliness of his school's facilities and would leave the building daily to defecate between classes.

"That was a long trip to the bathroom, Dude."
"Its not what it looks like! I was finching, so half of that time was travel."

Finching by KevinMyers February 9, 2010

Finching it 

Making an appearance at work for an hour or two in the morning and then going home "sick". This way you don't have to use sick time.

Dude 1: Where's Jeff?
Dude 2: Home. He's Finching it today

Finching it by Griff27 August 13, 2017

Fetching 

very attractive; capturing interest;

"a fetching new hairstyle"; "something inexpressibly taking in his manner"; "a winning personality"

Fetching by Lauren16 August 21, 2006

Fetching the cow 

to fetch the cow

verb

Taken from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", to fetch the cow is to react disproportionately and inappropriately over a very small insult or slight. Can also be shortened to simply "fetching".

Man 1: Your scarf's quite gay.
Man 2: Say's you, fucking homo, I hate you. Your mum's sucking my cock every night, and I'm wearing this fucking scarf when she does it.
Man 1: Mate, stop fetching the cow.

Fetching the cow by FetchezLaVache November 2, 2010

Bryan Fisching 

Making absurd, often bigoted statements based on little or no proof, like Bryan Fischer does daily on his radio broadcasts/youtube channel, like saying Christians face the same discrimination as the black community, that having a straight twin means a person can't be born gay, and that mass shootings result from a lack if school prayer

Kelly was doing some major Bryan Fisching today when she said dinosaurs fossils are a hoax to promote the theory of evolution.

Bryan Fisching by Backscratcher May 6, 2013