fema 

1)find every mexican avaible
2)fix everything my ass
3)a bunch of idiots fucking everything up

The FEMA evacuation plan is run bitch run or save your own ass.

fema by kickass2014 July 3, 2007

FEMA 

the people who took so damn long just to help those in need of a certain hurricane that we are all too familiar with. partly George W. Bush's fault as well.

Congratulations FEMA, more than half of the Crescent City is underwater and people there are dying as we speak. what dumb@$$es.

FEMA by woobie October 10, 2005

fema 

(v) to be late for an emergency.

I decided to fema my baby's delivery and arrived at the hospital four days after he was born.

fema by tdrury July 20, 2008

FEMA 

Federal emergency morrons agency
an agency trying to provide help in case of emergency, but not smart enough to do it.
in louisiana FEMA IS NOW USED AS AN INSULT

yeah what ever man....FEMA YOU!

FEMA by netlock July 29, 2006

FEMA 

the organization that is going to take over the world.

after obama becomes a dictator and gets shot by the FEMA director, FEMA is planning to take over the world and use hispanics to build giant statues of the FEMA director. Then the hispanics become zombies from rabies and zombies take over the world. Then aliens come and team up with the zombies to find the corrupters (me and my friends because we knew about it first) to turn them into secret galactic weapons. But in the end two people survive, they use weed for the rage that the rabies cause, and cure everyone's rabies and get weed legalized.

FEMA by FEMAcoruptor March 26, 2009

Fema 

FEMA stands for:
F-uck
E-very
M-inority
A-merican

Example? Just watch the news and see how much fema fucked up in N.O!!

Fema by xzybit October 1, 2005

FEMA 

Find Every Mexican Available!

The Building Contractors are using the FEMA solution to rebuild New Orleans.

FEMA by Clark77494 December 23, 2006