farmer 

A cop who plants evidence.

Ever notice how Det. Jones and Smith are the last to show up on a bust but they're the first to find a stash?

Yeah. They're farmers. They plant.

farmer by acidnoir April 7, 2010

Farmer 

Someone who nuts in every ho around, usually with a dozen or more baby mamas and 30 or more unsupported children. Never uses condoms

I planted so many seeds in that ho, she thinks I'm a farmer

Farmer by I'll be your huckleberry hound January 11, 2020

Farmer 

someone who is outstanding in their feild

if Pam Anderson was a farmer she would be outstanding in her feild

Farmer by Cavy_king! November 22, 2007

farmer 

Mid-western slang used to replace the F word. Most notable in the expression "melon-farmer." Similar to frick.

Jim came over to my place last night and drank all my beer, what a farmer.

farmer by a.hack October 16, 2009

farmer 

adjective
1. Really boring
2. Not fun
3. A person with no life
4. Uninteresting

Man: Let's go to the mall for a movie!

Woman: No, I'm gonna go home and sleep

Man: You're so farmer!


or

Gosh, that teacher was certainly farmer.

farmer by SrishtiRulesTheWorld February 25, 2009

Farmer 

(Noun) Mark Ethans; One who wears flannel all the time and doesn't make any sense. ever.

hey mark ethans you're such a farmer

Farmer by markethansyeah February 28, 2011

Farmer 

Someone who participates in activities that are boring, pointless or not that fun i.e. activities that are equally boring to farming and the associated farming lifestyle. Can also be used interrogatively.

Q:What are ya doin' tonight ya farmer?
A: Nothin, I'll probably stay in tonight and watch the O.C. or Dexter on T.V.

Farmer by Aaron Yao September 24, 2009