He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son. 

This line is said after almost every death of one of pewd’s pets.

“JOERGEN- NOoOoOoOoOo !!”
“He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son.”

He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son. by zenissushi August 23, 2019

faith over facts

The philosophy of some religious extremists who completely reject science in favor of religious dogma.
also see: fundie,religious reich,tea-qaeda

The faith over facts crowd completely rejects global warming, while promoting bizarre ideas like you can

"pray away the gay" or that women can't get pregnant from "legitimate rape".

faith over facts by Just_sayin' September 11, 2016

Reunited By Faith 

A cause under the thuggizzle cares umbrella founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist thuggizzle.

Reunited by Faith helps families that have been split up by child protective services restore their relationships.

Reunited By Faith by Tvgee April 2, 2019

Semen Father 

A father figure who supplies his girl with lots of delicious, creamy semen.

Melissa knew she would get a big mouthful of yummy cum from her Semen Father. And sure enough she drained his balls into her pretty mouth and gave her lots to swallow.

Semen Father by eggplant boi March 21, 2021

Fondling Father 

Fondling Father — another name for Donald Trump, The Orange Man, Dolt 45, who also has a host of other sobriquets too numerous to mention here.

This particular name was earned by boosting during a Billy Bush Access Hollywood interview that he can grab women by their genitals without recrimination or chastisement because he is both rich and famous.

A pending civil suit will determine if this is actually true or not.

This is the Fondling Father Home Schooling Anthem

He was first in graft
First in lies
First in grabbing lady parts
Our Foundling Father, Donald Trump
Gave our MAGA Movement its start

Fondling Father by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 12, 2023

farthenhickle 

Youtuber Brandon Farris's favorite word. He said it wasn't a word, but it's in the Urban Dictionary so now it is.

P1: Hey, what's your favorite word Brandon?
Brandon Farris: Farthenhickle, don't look it up, it's not a word.

farthenhickle by Hawyeedooder August 4, 2019

Father Joseph 

The last hit of a bowl.

Is that cashed? No, there's just enough for a Father Joseph; here you go, man!

Father Joseph by FJ Himself October 3, 2013