An exclamation of surprise uttered on finding a topic or post with no replies yet. Used especially on high-traffic sites such as Slashdot where it is very rare to find an item that has not already been replied to.
Meaning fat potential. Refers to a girl who is not necessarily fat, but who has the potential to ballon into a fat ass-cow like creature. If you are unsure if a girl fits into this category take my father's advice and "look at the mother to see what the girl is going to look like in the future."