fatt cain 

The nickname for MLB pitcher Matt Cain. The tub of lard that pitches for the San Francisco Giants. Is massively overrated by a fluke scoreless streak in the 2010 postseason, despite catching every possible break and having horrible secondary stats to back up the performance. Also overrated for his regular season numbers that are proven to be extremely lucky and a product of being a fly ball pitcher in a pitchers park. See: fluke trash

Uneducated fan: dood did you see matt cain pitch 6.2 scoreless innings in the playoffs?? he is GOD!!! BETTER THAN LINCECUM HE DIDNT HAVE A SCORELESS STREAK

Educated fan: who the hell is matt cain? You mean fatt cain, the fatass fluke piece of trash on the giants?

fatt cain by orpheuS. November 4, 2010

fatt mance

A derogatory term for a certain youth pastor at a certain church who likes to dress up as a metrosexual and has a fauxhawk.

kaite: man i went to this church today and this guy wearing diesel and had a fauxhawk was speaking.
Jen: sounds like Fatt Mance

fatt mance by Just a fan. January 19, 2005

fatt white 

A Real man who take care of his responsibilities but don't take no bullshit

Fatt white boy

fatt white by Gidtv March 13, 2017

fatt cat 

Bomb ass pussy

This girl has a fatt cat.

fatt cat by Thomas10122 January 9, 2015

Fatt Boii 

a Fat Mother fucker who just eats all day sitting on there bed/couch, ordering food while watching tv or playing video games. They really love combos

Josh Herman is a Fatt Boii

Fatt Boii by Kmax-51 December 24, 2021

Jeff Fatt 

A flaming heterosexual who is in the Wiggles. He wears the purple shirt. Heck yes he is SEXY!!! Even though he's narcoleptic we still love him.

Jeff Fatt is so narcoleptic it makes me want to kill myself.

Jeff Fatt by Lafandadaylahusa October 30, 2010

PeaPoppin' Fatt Daddy 

A old greasey drug lord from Da Bronx. Mostly found today in Wal-Mart searching for new small children to take away in his purple pimp-mobile. When the little kids go home with him they all play Twister Blindfolded. And the "PeaPoppin' Fatt Daddy" spins the arrow. Also Likes it up the Butt.

1.The old black man I saw at Wal-Mart trying to grab me, was most certainly a PeaPoppin' Fatt Daddy.

PeaPoppin' Fatt Daddy by Robbie February 5, 2003