gerund. 1. the process of gaining weight, bloating; 2. the process of gaining weight and growing sideburns simultaneously; 3. the process of gaining weight, growing sideburns, and developing an addiction to prescription drugs simultaneously; 4. any downward spiral involving rapid weight gain. See Elvis.

Man, James is really elvising. Must be all that malt liquor and Popeyes he's had since his old lady gave him the boot.

elvising by Jay November 25, 2004

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Elysing

The act of farting into a vagina

I heard Mom and Dad Elysing last night. I didn't get much sleep

Elysing by Bob Saget's Saggin Balls December 27, 2017

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Elisaing

the cowardly act of waiting until you think the person you wish to chat shit about has turned their back when you had ample opportunity to do so to their face.

"Wait, didn't Lucy go out of her way to hug you at every party she saw you at this summer?"
"Ya, why?"
"She's Elisaing you right now behind her locked twitter account!"
"Wow. What a bitch."

Elisaing by ominousx October 29, 2015

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Eliaing

When you are such a fucking SIMP that even your girlfriend thinks that you are weird and refuses to hang out with you. This is also when you lie about revising six hours a day and still fail your exams. This is a word that can only describe the utter uselessness of someone.

Damn! I knew my friend hit rock bottom when he was eliaing.
No-way bro, are you eliaing?

Eliaing by Elia is fat March 24, 2020

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