Elkridge 

Town in Maryland Near Columbia and Baltimore, Mostly centerd around Route 1 and is easily accesible to I-95. Not much happens, a ton of motels and fast food places along Route 1. Most thing it's famous for is that some 9/11 hijackers stayed in a hotel there (not completely confirmed). Most exciting place is the auto auction on Saturday morinings, the library and the "Ye Olde Wheel Shop".

Kid: Why should we live in Elkridge?

Parent: Cus' it's close to Baltimore and Washington, and has supposedly "good" schools

Elkridge by madcanis July 30, 2008

jordan elbridge 

small area in ny mostly farming quite yet can cause trouble. elementary school is good middle school is a mess and high school is ok. but for the most part its small and somewhat ordered

jordan elbridge is a small area

jordan elbridge by reeeeeebeeeee July 13, 2019

Aldridged

When a man has viewed and, god forbid it, touched your penis whilst you were asleep / unconscious.

Godamit would you know I was Aldridged last night, the b*stard crept into my room and prised up my pants with a coathanger

Aldridged by Denzil501 June 26, 2009

Eldredge 

a kid who whacks off into the same tissue he just cried into over his girlfriend. Easily found at seven elevens and abortion clinics. An Eldredge is easy to distinguish by its girl-tight pants it wears around so dudes can see its dick. There is nothing worse than getting stuck in a conversation with an Eldredge.

"Shit, the Eldredge is walking over here"
"Turn around so he can't see us."

Eldredge by colmin April 30, 2008

Joseph Eldridge 

a Real Ass Nigga thats gets fresh .

Girl : Whos that ?

Girl 2: Oh thats A Joseph Eldridge.

Joseph Eldridge by blahhblahhhhhhhhh December 24, 2010

Eldridge Cleaver 

A right winged extremist who is pessimistic in every way and wants this country to be overtaken by an old senile man on the verge of death and Bush with a vagina (Failin' Palin).

I can't believe how much of an Eldridge Cleaver you are! You actually are against a man who is not at all corrupt and doesn't follow selfish republican ideals. You support a man involved in the Keating Five scandal and his running mate a woman who believes dinosaurs were alive 6000 years ago. I'm from fucking Alaska and I even hate her. You fucking noob. You fucking Eldridge Cleaver. Fuck you.

Eldridge Cleaver by seizurebeagle March 7, 2009

Ashley Eldridge 

A girl who is very sexy and kind all the boys want her she is the most amazing kisser ever and never turns down a party

wow did you just see ashley
ashley eldridge yea shes a babe

Ashley Eldridge by jenalii July 17, 2011