dorked up 

another way of saying something is all fucked up, but with an added twist instead of a traditional penis this cock is hairy.

Johnson, you are all dorked up!

dorked up by Francis Manley August 8, 2006

doofed

To do something in a klutzy, forgetful, aloof, or confused manner. Act as a Doof, fail.

I went to the bank to cash my paycheck and realized I hadn't even picked up my check yet. Totally doofed it.

doofed by SB85 August 11, 2018

dorked 

Another slang word for broken; See hosed and borked

This computer is totally dorked.

dorked by Joe February 21, 2004

Dored 

entirely ignored by a previously good friend after asking them out

"What happened? Did you ask her out?"
"Yeah, I did and she dored me. Hasn't said a word to me in weeks."

Dored by galatea January 14, 2006

Dorffed 

When one promotes an alternative methodology claiming it to be safer, when in fact, it is actually 10 times more dangerous.

"Jenny McCarthy dorffed me into believing that by not vaccinating my children I would be preventing them from developing autism. Instead, my three year old died in agonizing pain from aseptic meningitis."

Dorffed by bloodface November 29, 2014

doreedo

A cute man who is known for his outrageously attractive personality

“Hey guy, look! It’s doreedo!”

doreedo by Weewee February 1, 2021

I Doried 

I doried , meaning I forgot. Just like Dory from the movie finding nemo . Because dory tends to forget things and has short term memory.

Ex 1

Girl: did you at least put the condom on ?!

Boy: Shit I totally Doried
Ex 2

Wife: Bob ! did you pay for the water bill ?

Bob : Oh fuck I'm sorry Hun , I doried again .
Ex 3
Did you bring the money ?

I doried

I Doried by toothbrushy leopard June 18, 2016