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“Yo, I’m Donked asf.
DONKED by Chingchongwalabingbong September 15, 2021

Donked Out 

Donked out:

1. To drop out of an event/evening through stupidity or over indulgence.

2. To fail generally at a task.
"Christ lads, what happened to the Shiel twins last night? Tom donked out with a diabetic episode and Dan got sun stroke, total Donks"

"Did you see Shiel get knocked back by chebs and her mate, he donked out big time"
Donked Out by Big J Macc June 23, 2009

Donked Up 

Mistake, another way to say messed up. Generally a simple mistake that can or will lead to a greater error. Associated with problems that can take a while to figure out. Including homework, research, art, anything with a challenging and everything in-between.
I really donked up my homework, I thought Hydrogen had two electrons when it really had one. I wish my teacher had pointed out my simple mistake earlier instead of handing me back my paper marked up with highlighted errors. D:
Donked Up by Fltterflutter June 7, 2014

donked out 

when somebody gets too drunk, and they end up passing out, or blacking out.
She donked out on the stairs
donked out by badonkadonk111 June 29, 2010

donked out 

When a town has at least 1 donk per every 10 cars. Possible causes - Rent to roll shop opened in a lower income community. Welfare recievers read personal investment articles. Theres a crack dealer in every tenth car. Niggers are paid above minimum wage.
Montgomery, Alabama down souf in de dirty shit homie how it ridin son? smoof like salt baby. donked out to the deep ocean like jellyfish an cora reefs son ya her? get that rug outcho er and her the truf comin from de rel jebus.
donked out by nickpras April 30, 2008

donked off 

A DC Metro slang term that means to kill someone, break up with someone, or just generally to be through with a thing or person.
Arnold Schwarzenegger donked off like twenty dudes in Terminator 2.
OR
I donked off my nubs Chevy Impala for a money Chevy Camero.
donked off by DC Paulie January 2, 2009