dolphinish 

(noun) 1.the language that dolphins speak

(adj.) 2. describing someone who acts like a dolphin or is obsessed with dolphins

1. i can speak dolphinish fluently now that the dolphins who live in my backyard have taught me.

2. that girl is so dolphinish, she even has dolphins living in her backyard.

dolphinish by Maura Z May 5, 2010

Dolphinitely 

Totally, absolutely, or of course. Definitely.

Guy: Are you going out tonight?
Girl: Dolphinitely, I'm so excited to party.

Dolphinitely by FunkLove1980 September 21, 2014

Dolphinhead 

Dolphinhead: 1. A term used to describe a human being with an expansive forehead, and prominent eyes that are noticeably further apart than the average person.

There are varying degrees of Dolphinheadism. This range starts from: "a touch of"- to - "serious Flipper syndrome"

There is no cure. Sunglasses and bangs can detract from the extra width between the eyes and excess forehead acreage.

"I was watching Shepard Smith interview "Bree" from Desperate Housewives, when it occurred to me they both had serious Dolphinhead!"

Dolphinhead by anonymous May 23, 2012

Dolphining 

The noise in which a female makes when a man's penis slips into the wrong hole.

"Mark, I heard Sarah dolphining again last night. You guys have got to stop using KY."

Dolphining by Teiger May 1, 2016

dolphincest 

The act of incest in the dolphin world. This often comes as a shock to some people as they are extremely intelligent animals.

Noel: Hey I need an interesting fact about dolphins!
Nick: Dolphincest
Noel: What?
Nick: Dolphin incest.

Noel: Aw man that is disguesting!
Nick: Ya I know
Noel: I used to love dolphins, but that ruined it all for me.

dolphincest by NOSB March 12, 2012

Dolphinia

Someone who has a great obsession over dolphins. They hope to be one when they are older. From the time this stage of obsession begins, they try to resemble a dolphin. Wearing all dolphin colors, with dolphins all over. Tattoos, sneakers, socks, and dolphins on shirts. A Dolphinia would visit aquariums all day and just stare at dolphins. They beg their parents to get a dolphin, only the idea being rejected. They try to stay underwater for as long as possible, practicing for the future. One day these Dolphinias will be successful. We just have to wait and see.

Karen is OBSESSED with dolphins. All she does is talk about dolphins and annoy people with facts about them. She is so desperate for a dolphin and she wants it NOW. She wants to be one when she is older...she is such a Dolphinia

Dolphinia by LlamasInTraining August 4, 2009

Dolphinism 

Like racism but against dolphins.

Police officer: are you a Dolphinist?do you support Police officer: are you a dolphinist?do you support dolphinism?

Nemo: yes, why?

Police Officer: I’m arresting you on account of dolphinism, you do not have to say anything but anything you do say will be given in evidence when you later rely on in court.

LOVE THE DOLPHINS!! <3 ?

Dolphinism by Jescaaaxo August 27, 2011