Dickbiter 

One who bites Dicks.

Aeoyn the dickbiter bites dicks.

Dickbiter by Charlie Darwin February 19, 2008

dickshit 

pretty much an asshole, but it's funner to say

shut up dickshit!

dickshit by saralin January 4, 2009

Dickwhittery 

The whit of dicks; pure and utter nonsense from a complete asshole; something so stupid it is both nonsensical and dickish in nature; see asshattery

Richard wants us all to come in 3 hours early at work so we can make sure the automatic lights come on but he's going to sleep in; that's pure dickwhittery!

Dickwhittery by TheoldBeardman November 19, 2020

Dickshit 

An insult so vile and low it can only be used to describe the most horrifically cruel and evil person.

Your parental units are such Dickshits for making you babysit your grandma!

Dickshit by tELLmEyOURSfIRST May 30, 2003

mr dickster 

it's your penis dumb ass

your slick ass uncle who is always trying to bust it up on junior bitches

any teacher that you ever had

Cousin 1: What is mr dickster doing at the high school football game? dude doesn't even have kids.

Cousin 2: fucjer is hunting cheerleaders.

Cousin 1: nice.

mr dickster by drpoonandtheteenangels August 28, 2009

dicksaster 

1) when a guy is totally ready to bone the chick he brought home from the bar that night (or to her place), but just can't seem to get it up, no matter how hard he tries (or she tries);

2) in immediate need of some viagra;

3) the awkward moment where he looks at you and says, "It's not gonna happen..."

(the day after) - Chick 1: "...and we left the bar after he was talkin' all that shit, and he ain't shit!"
Chick 2: "So you're saying he couldn't even get it up?"
Chick 1: "Ya, it was a dicksaster."

(dude talking with other dudes) - Dude 1: "This has never happened to me before, man."
Dude 2: "Yeah, sure it hasn't. Sounds like another dicksaster to me."

dicksaster by SpeeMan January 12, 2011

Limp Dickshit 

The correct way of pronouncing "Limp Bizkit."

Limp Dickshit fucking sucks, and if you're mind is at the right place you'd agree also.

Limp Dickshit by Rockin' Ruler of Metallic Meyhem June 13, 2007