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desk warming 

a principal delight of ESL teachers in Korean public schools, where they spend vast amounts of time at their desks, with no particular assignments or tasks to complete.

Websurfing, writing emails, downloading movies and other files are common ways to pass the time.
With Winter break in full swing, Minsu the ESL phenom at the middle school found himself with oddles of timefor desk warming, which he used to download his favorite WORLD OF WARCRAFT add-on!

desk granola

All the bits and pieces of food, hair, fingernails, and lint that are found when you turn your computer keyboard over.
"My keyboard quit working. The IT guy said it was full of desk granola."
desk granola by AGRODEO July 12, 2014

Deskcake 

The act of eating rotten, bitten chocolate cake that was found in a desk and then blaming others for daring you.
S:Hey Jordan there's cake in my desk... Eat it.

N:Yeah, I dare you.

J: Ok (he then eats whole slice of nasty deskcake)

S/N: Eeeewwwwwww!!!!

J: But you dared me to do it?
Deskcake by Big Optic Picks February 7, 2012

Vin DeSeoul 

Vin DeSeoul? The doxxer?
Vin DeSeoul by Ajacks9860 February 17, 2023

desk midget 

When a co-worker likes to hide under the desk of his superior to either gain information or give pleasure to his recipient.
"How did Hector find out Store#2 was closing?" "That desk midget overhead Dean while he was sucking him off."
desk midget by The Savage @ West U November 5, 2015

desk rabbit 

Someone who hides under an office desk with out informing the desk's owner that they are there. Being a desk rabbit can have many benefits, one can listen into office gossip, find out who the boss is going to fire next or even look up the secretary's skirt.
Moss: Roy's stuck underneath a lady's desk.

Jen: What, still?

Moss: Look, I know that normally this would be very funny but he's been under there too long for a reasonable explanation. If that woman looks down shes going to assume he's a desk rabbit.
desk rabbit by Poor Leno July 24, 2008