Derping 

To be scared and coughing at the same time

Wow, I was derping so hard when I watched that horror movie last night

Derping by PixelatedKiwi December 3, 2020

derpiness 

'derpiness' - noun.

The act of being stupid / silly but generally in an inoffensive way.

Sorry for my derpiness. I wasn't thinking properly!

His derpiness is off the chain today.

Your derpiness is making me laugh.

derpiness by squigglers January 12, 2016

Derping 

To be scared and coughing

"Kevin was totally derping"

Derping by DingyDob December 3, 2020

Derping 

Scared and coughing.

"I heard some noise from the other room, are you okay"
"Yes, sorry, I was watching a horror movie and my popcorn got stuck in my throat, so I starting derping."

Derping by Sneak T. December 3, 2020

derping hour 

The time of night when your thoughts and actions are full of derp.

You forgot what color shirt you were wearing? Must be the derping hour.

derping hour by trilbydork August 2, 2012

Derpyness 

The quality of being derpy (i.e. ridiculous, silly, awkward)

noun

A lot of people like pugs and think they are cute because of their derpyness, but most people aren't aware of the breathing problems that pugs and other similar flat-nosed dogs suffer from as a result of negative mutations resulting from decades of selective breeding.

Derpyness by niconiconiconi February 2, 2019

Derping Out

A verb to describe the action of somebody or something that is acting in a manor that would cause somebody to think that they are mentally handicapped.

When Iryna fell on the floor and started laughing uncontrollably for absolutely no reason, Ryan and Matt mutually agreed that she was derping out.

Derping Out by NotBigSurprise April 15, 2011