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A Black Scottish Cyclops 

Some scrumpy swilling demolitions expert from Ullapool.
Demoman: "Im A Black Scottish Cyclops, They've got more fucking sea monsters in the great Loch Ness than they got the likes of me.."
When you are about to cum, pull out and jizz in the girl's left eye, shouting “Optic Blast” as you blind her with your powerful white laser.
"Ow! What the fuck! My eye!" she screamed.
I merely replied "Cyclops, bitch!".
Cyclops by sexinahat April 11, 2009

Blinded Cyclops 

When a woman is giving a man head and right before he nuts, she aims his dick back at him and shoots him in the eye.
I got Jeff back for cheating on me. I gave him a blinded cyclops when I was going down on him and kicked him in the balls.
Blinded Cyclops by Lord Longshadow December 25, 2018

white eyed cyclops 

The act of blowing your load in the center of a females forehead while she is giving your oral pleasure. Such that the jizzum stain encountered resembles a third eye.
Just as I pulled out, I slammed my cock into her face and gave her a white eyed cyclops.
I had to punch Gary in the dick, he was about to give me a one eyed cyclops.

Angry cyclops 

the act of spreading your ass cheeks and farting in someones face... yes it is as disturbing as it sounds
dude my girl friend was bitching at me all day yesterday so i gave her an angry cyclops
Angry cyclops by el escritorio October 20, 2009
The hard-hat diver that turns sea creatures into souvenirs at his gift shop.
PATRICK: Yay!
SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK (BOTH AT THE SAME TIME): Thank you, stranger!
(CAMERA ZOOMS OUT; MOVES UP TO LOOK AT THE SKY; EERIE MUSIC IS PLAYING; OXYGEN IS HEARD HISSING)
SPONGEBOB: Uh... stranger?...
(A HARD HAT DIVER LOOKS DOWN AND SEES THE TWO; DANGER MUSIC PLAYS)
SPONGEBOB: It's the Cyclops!!!
Cyclops by CoolDude500 December 3, 2019