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customerize 

When you take an awesome product designed for a huge market and customize it to make one of your annoying cry-baby customers happy because your stupid salesman promised them something which no one in their right mind would design into such an awesome product.
Hey did you hear we had to change the font on the login button on our main page to Comic Sans because Fred Derf promised Dingleberry Unlimited it was no big deal?

God I hate when we customerize our products like that.
customerize by yowaldo June 28, 2010
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customazing 

An item that is customized, and amazing. But in a bad way. Generally said item is not of high quality, or produced by a high caliber individual.
Wow, Ted! that krylon paint job on your Ford Tempo is customazing!
customazing by Russnut May 31, 2009

costumized 

A verb that doesn't exist.
No Kelly, "costumized"" isn't a word.
costumized by Spider-Boi January 7, 2019

custodies news 

a news network on astra memecus witch is 100% true all the time. dont mind his action or what fake or real. just see the news. fake news what that its just a great news network
damm i just saw custodies news it's so real
custodies news by custodiesbased December 2, 2021

Sustomized 

To aesthetically modify an object, thing, or idea to include something having to do with the video game Among Us. This usually means including the likeness of the characters in the game, also known as "crewmates".
Jamie: I sustomized my backpack, and if I wear it upside down, the pouch looks like the crewmate's visor. I'm such a sussy-baka.
Gerald: Shut the fuck up. For the love of christ, shut the fuck up.
Sustomized by prokymannpron April 23, 2022

customizing 

A trend that has become popular for everything. Customizing clothes, customizing meals, customizing cars, customizing in video games, customizing houses, customizing t-shirts, customizing hairstyles,etc,etc,etc...
Can get really annoying and invasive.
"Godammit, I wanna play Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge but I gotta do all this customizing bullshit. Argh!! I don't care what hairstyle he has, no, i don't want to select my character's sexual preference..."
customizing by cerealtitties January 11, 2006

Streetbeat Customz

Builds the LOUDEST street-beaters in the Mid-West. Known for their work with Incriminator Audio, Audiopipe, and the SBC High output alternator line.
Mike - Man, Streetbeat Customz is so loud.

Sleepy - I know bro, we may have to jock em now!

Mike - Yea, since we can't do anything!