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Curdled Cheese 

Picture this, you're sitting in your English class and an overweight girl walks up to the teacher's desk asking him a question. It is about 90 degrees Fahrenheit outside and she decided to wear short shorts. Every step she takes is like watching curdled cheese jiggle.
*Chubby lass walks in front of you*
Your buddy: Bloody hell! Look at the curdled cheese on her legs!
You: I think I've lost my lunch.
Curdled Cheese by Erlangga April 23, 2011
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curdled cum cheese 

when waking up after a night of fucking and u have sum dryed up cum inbetween your foreskin
is that Curdled Cum Cheese on your cock HAHAHA

curdled couche 

I went down on my girlfriend, and I almost barfed because she had curdled couche.
curdled couche by Sarah&Dan March 22, 2010

The Act Of Curdled Milk! 

This is when you are out looking for a good time and feel like getting absolutly RATASSED!

You get half a pint of milk and put it in a glass/bowl or whatever you then enter the following alcoholic drinks!

-Archers Schnapps
- Malibu
-Smirnoff Vodka
-Glens Vodka
- Barcardi
- and various others that take you'r liking that are over at least 30%

You then add Sprite and by this stage the milk should hopefully have curdled!!

You then get a spoon eat out the chuncks of curlded milk before downing the remains!

You should hopefully be fine after this but it could lead to Vomiting!
James: Milk lines the stomache, i think we should drink some before we get down to the hardcore spirits!
Kayleigh: Yeah!...Why not mix the milk with the hardcore spirits!
Emma: That would be vulga!
Kayleigh: Its something new!
Jonathan:C'mon Andrew, you scared of a bit of a challenge!
Andrew Bob: Course not.. you think thats a challenge, you should meet my uncle!!
Shane: Alright Andrew! you fucking first then!
Kayleigh: Right! What shall we add then?
Jonathan: Every possible thing we can!
Andrew: Yea Mayte you is rocking!
Jonathan: Archers?
Kayleigh: Smirnoff?
Andrew: Water?
Emma: ANDREW! Water is piss!! If you want then you can have the sprite in ther!
James: Malibu!?
Zach:Glens!?
Andrew: Ok...Bring it on boys!
Kayleigh: Aww dnt forget the milk..!
Andrew: Oh Yea! Wheres the spoon then!
Shane: You are the spoon!
Andrew: Fuck Off Twat!
Jonathan: Go on then andrew!
Andrew: Alright!
(James Makes More!- Glass for everyone)
(All Down)

Jonathan:Woow thats nasty shit!
Kayleigh:Fucking Smoking Sister!
Andrew: I cant..the suspence!
Emma: Andrew Drink IT!
James: There we go guys! we have now attempted the -
Kayleigh: The Act Of Curdled Milk!
James: Yeah Thanx
Jonathan: Bock Bock Bock Andrew! Chicken!
Andrew:Shut Up Jon!
(Everyone decks andrew before doing a granny throw to him.

cheese curled

When someone randomly jams a finger into the ass hole of a friend as a prank.
Awwww, he just got cheese curled
cheese curled by Tduck December 22, 2014
An expression used reffering to something or someone that is ugly.
She was fine last year, but this year she curled like a mug!!!
curled by Drew10000000 October 19, 2007
to successfully pickup an item from the side of the road.
take a look at this old push mower I just curbled
curbled by lol-blight June 29, 2010