Crape 

The act of raping your cousin

Brewgene craped at the family barbecue last year.

Crape by ENH February 25, 2019

crape 

Corporate rape – What happens to longtime employees when their jobs are outsourced or off-shored.

“Buddy got ‘craped’, he lost his pension and insurance when they made the big layoff announcement. He worked for the company for 29 years, 364 days when they fired him”.

crape by uberdoppleganger April 12, 2009

crapé diem 

A close cousin to its Latin sister phrase, roughly translated it means, "cease the day." Used when the day is so crappy, you'd rather it just be over.

"Man, you look awful."
"Crapé diem!"
"That's the spirit."

crapé diem by jdmc January 5, 2008

Green Crape 

A Green Crape is when you have sloppy, green diarrhea and you shit onto your own Red Pancake, then a man ejaculates onto it and finally stirs all the ingredients together with his haggard fuck stick which makes a luscious, wondrous, platter of goodness for all to enjoy!

"Hey Hank, I heard ya' gals got a nice Blue Waffle goin' for ah."

"Nah man, she's past that. She's worked her way up to a Red Pancake."

"Ahhh gnarly bra. My bitch has a Green Crape."

"Duuuuuude D':"

Green Crape by GivinDome(; June 8, 2011

purple crape 

when a male ties his penis so tightly and so long that when he unties it it stays purple.

guys girlfriend to her friend: it was so nasty he had a purple crape

friend: eww really? well i tell the guys i date that a purple crape is a deal breaker

purple crape by Snor 1 November 14, 2011

Chris crape 

A sayin u say that means Chris craped

Yo Ryan’, Chris crape
Ryan: Chris crape domo Glizz grandma bleep fart

Chris crape by Chrissy crames March 5, 2022

Carpet python 

The dick of a couch.

Look, I’m not trying to yuck anyone’s yum here if you’re all wild about carpet pythons, I just wanna sit.

Carpet python by Skyfire1228 June 16, 2018